Jokes For Programmers Only

No one will understand this unless they are from DET GP side. You can read, but you will not understand. This is the torture of a programmer. No one understands you, you are always alone in your world.

"天才是寂寞的" - 华金传

Random ranting on making a unique shader program for assignment.

A: unique is wat u cant find in other games
A: hmm lets try to think of an example
B: ok
A: oh yea i saw a shader that convert the whole screen to ascii characters
B: omg
A: that would be unique enuf
B: then maybe i do a shader that can make shader
A: also can
B: LMAO
A: lol
B: hmmm
A: things like motion blur, dust and dirt on screen, too common
B: how about cum on screen?
B: thats unique
A: ar not a bad idea
A: very unique
A: lol
B: how about a shader tat displays "you are an idiot" animation when u enter?
B: and a shader that can produce sound
A: gou zheng (our lecturer) will say u are a retard
B: lol
B: ok i make a shader that can play sound
B: super imba
B: then guo zheng will be like "wtf how he make the GPU play sound?"
A: lol
A: maybe he will say, oh nice one, but i did that 10 years ago using shader 1.0
A: but is there a 1.0?
B: his version
A: zomg
A: gz
B: guo zhen is actually guang zhe (friend that is quite plump)
A: ya
A: he use shader to transform himself
B: he use shaders to morph himself
B: LOL

Super retarded conversation. Anyway last week of work, have to work harder, this would be the last assignments that could determine more.