Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The End of Me

I got a splinter in my left index finger!

When i woke up this morning, i felt that my index finger hurts when touching things. I tried searching for a splinter but could not see it because i was in my room which was pretty dark.


Now, at 11:30pm, i found the splinter...


It is now deep inside my index finger, not even a millimetre sticking out. I tried squeezing it for like 20min and now my finger is oozing blood. Still the splinter isnt coming out. I figured that the splinter might well be a part of my body. Because after analysing the situation, the only way to get it out is to tear out that part of the flesh. I might do the latter though because i cannot stand the irritating feeling of the splinter stuck inside my flesh.

I think this is the end of me. There is a 33.33% chance of getting an infection because of the splinter. This infection will slowly lead to a high fever. The high fever will then kill me. I am doomed. I shall be written in the newspaper on the front page titled "Boy died of a Splinter" or "Splinters can kill".

Bye my family, friends and those i know. I will leave a will before i die though...


CHOI.

Monday, January 21, 2008

The Golden Path Ends

This stupid post is about my future plan, the ultimate plan to...

Not really success, but...

Living a fast and fulfilling life. (Live fast, die young)

The Golden Path ends.


Every single day since December 11 2007, i have been waiting.

Waiting for 9pm on channel 8.

Everyday is a hope for me to see a better tomorrow. On each weekdays, i would wait for "The Golden Path", a 30 episodes series that Mediacorp channel 8 has produced. And on Friday night, i would wait for Saturday, the day i will go play some soccer.

Now, "The Golden Path" has ended. Which means i would have lesser aims to wait for. There is only one thing i am looking forward to each week now, and that is the soccer training. It saddens me because now that there are no more "checkpoints" each day, the time would seem to move more slowly.

Hopefully there would be a new "checkpoint" to mark each and every day again...

And my own Golden Path will NOT end, i will craft my own Golden Path!

This week's "checkpoints":


  • Soccer this Saturday

  • Kster (Karaoke) this Wednesday
This month's "checkpoints":


  • Kster on my sister's birthday

  • Feast on my sister's birthday
Next month's "checkpoints":


  • Chinese New Year
Next next year's "checkpoints":


  • National Service :)
5 years later "checkpoints", also called my ultimate plan:


  • University (die die must go in, even if it means my grandfather's name! - like Kindaichi)

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Sorry

I will be posting a very short post because i really don't feel like describing how i feel now. Recently, a lot of things has happened to me. I really hope i could live a more peaceful life but i can't. Things just did not seem to go the way they should, everything is out of control in my life.

Well, i don't know how you feel about this post now, but it really is not what you think it is. I am just stating the facts, not being emo at all. Let me explain.

For the "i really don't feel like describing how i feel now", is because i am now writing this post during midnight and am really tired. Next, "a lot of things has happened to me" means i have been going out a lot of times for shopping etc. Then, "I really hope i could live a more peaceful life but i can't" means that i wanted to go out less, but just could not resist going out with my friends. "Things just did not seem to go the way they should" is because in this January 2008, i have been waiting for buses for more than 30min each time for around 5 to 8 times. Buses nowadays are ridiculous!

Thought i was emo? Nah...

Just being random yet again. Not that i never have felt sad. But at the end of the day, i have a message to spread.

Emo is like a sickness that spreads and worsen. So try to contain it although it will take lots of effort. Do it for your friends, family and your love ones :D So mushy, so sorry.

Friday, January 11, 2008

M-i-r-a-c-l-e

A Miracle! Truly astonishing! Unbelievable and amazing!

My 512MB thumb drive survived a storm!

The story started from the time when i forgot to take this thumb drive out from my pocket at 9th Jan 2008. My mom was trying to wash the pants with the thumb drive in it while she did not realize. She shove it in the washing machine and the storm begins. It went like "Keep rolling, rolling, rolling!", until it came out.

Remember the last battle scene in "Pirates of Carribean 3: The Ends of the World"? The part where there was this huge whirlpool created by this meaningless sea goddess and the pirates of Jack Sparrow fought Davy Jones's crew in it. Yes, i guess the thumb drive pretty much braved the same storm, the same whirlpool as the one in the movie.

"I'm old but still as strong as a bull!" said the 512MB thumb drive after.

After the washing, she picked up the thumb drive and gave it to me. I was sure it will not work, but my mom insisted me to test it out right away. So i did.

It worked...
It survived the storm...
No files were corrupted in it...
Miracle...
How unlucky...
I thought i could change for a new thumb drive...
2008 sux...

But in a way, i was pretty lucky since the files inside still remains and thus i don't have to buy another one to replace it. Anyway, the start of 2008 was really sucky. I had pretty bad luck since day 1 of 2008 so i guess i shall be more careful in the near future.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Cats Nowadays...

This post will be a short short post of what happened today, for my Rush Hour post is still in writing progress.

So today i brushed my teeth, ate lunch, skipped breakfast, did some project, drank yakult, wore clothes and bathe. It was some slack day which i did not go to school as it was Monday which also meant a day off for me. And for now i am going to bed soon, was actually quite a busy day. Good Night readers!





Bullshit!





As if i would end with such craps, such mundane events which happens every single day. Not to say that it was not a mundane day today, but well, i just cant end like this. Today i am going to talk about an animal that has evolved in its way of thinking. The animal that was once timid and scared of human beings to the very max.

Cats.

I went to a nearby "Kopitiam" (sort of an eatery) to have my dinner today and the moment i sat down, there was this cat which came to me and purred. When i started my meal, it circled around my leg and looked at me when i look at it. Without a doubt, it wants some food. After 20min of torture (because of the food), i finally finished my dinner. And for the whole time, the cat has been sticking by my legs.

Sadly, its effort has gone down the drain because i forgot to leave a piece of meat to feed the poor cat. Or rather, by the Chinese saying, "If i don't go to hell, who would?" (meaning i am sacrificing), the food tasted so bad i sacrificed and gobbled them all so the cat will not be able to go through the torture i have taken. (actually i was just too hungry.)

Through this experience, i deduce that cats nowadays had learned to give people leg massages and are able to give people a look that makes human beings feel pity for them. But seriously, i thought of going to "Cheers" to buy a can of sardine for it.

After ignoring the poor cat, i walked back home. On the way, i saw another cat. This cat is by far the most ridiculous cat i have ever seen. On the sight of it, i felt like scaring it away, which i did. But to my surprise, it continued strolling slowly. Then i made an even larger movement in my second attempt, but it still did not respond to me even though it was looking at me. By reading its body language and facial expression, this is what i think it was thinking...

"What the hell is this person doing?! This is totally retarded.. I'm not gonna give a dam about him."

Like OH MY GOD! It did not even have the slightest fear in front of the world's biggest predator! Not even a little response. It is just unbelievable what the world is turning to...
Well, this is the end and good night. Sorry, turns out to be a pretty long post.

My grandma's old cat. It died 2 years ago.

It is quite obedient. But scare of strangers, unlike the cats mentioned above.