OTL is a human bowing down

What is OTL?
OTL = a human bowing down/kneeling down

What is orz?
orz = a human bowing down/kneeling down

Dammit it has been so tough recently. As tough as frozen old chicken meat.

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The world will not end at 2012, retards.
This post is so easy, dont need to think, just copy and paste.

Friends'o Friends

Qns 3

Dammit friends are so important!

Thats what u will say..
But really, how important are they?

Lets see how many friends you did not contact from your primary school.

And then lets see how many friends you did not contact from your secondary school.

I mean, even your then best of friends, how much do you contact with him/her?


So are they really important? Lets discuss.


I agree to a certain extent that friends are important. When you are bored and lonely at home, you will of course need them to entertain you. Such as going out for some shopping, soccer, movie or dinner. This is one of the reasons why friends are so important in every human's life. They are the source of entertainment and communication amongst human. Think about it, if you do not have any friends, what can you do when you are bored? It becomes very limited and mundane.

Next, they are the ones that will help you in your life. Not a big help, but at least some. Surely when you need $10,000 to repay your debt, they will give you $10 for chicken rice and say they are in crisis too. Thus they are pretty helpful in a small way, since everyone will have to need some help sometimes.

Thirdly, they can widen your social circle which will aid you in your future job or simply just for entertainment sake. Knowing more friends do help in your life as you will have a wider variety to choose from. Lets make an example. Today i feel like going to a club. But if all your friends are Otakus, it will be impossible that they go to a club with you. Vice in versa, if your friends are all clubbers, no one will go with you to buy some anime figurines. So friends can actually generate more friends with interest which is important because you will need a wider scope of varieties to choose from.

The above are why i think friends are important. Of course, there are other reasons why friends are important. But i would also like to point out why friends are not important as well. There are reasons why i think so.

I also disagree that friends are important because when you lose a friend, you will not feel much wrong. If someone was important to you, of course when they leave you, you will feel very sad. But for friends, this is not the case. Just as mentioned above at the starting passage, how many of your past friends have you contacted today? The answer could only be maximum 1% and minimum 0%. This is a fact although people always say friends are important and that they care for their friends. In the end, most of your past friends will slowly fade away and you will forget about them all. So to me, friends just come and go, there is nothing to be sad about because it is a mundane cycle. Therefore explaining why friends are not so important as they can just come and leave.

Overall i think friends are important in general and that people should try and make more friends.


356 words.

A Random Stranger

Yesterday i was waiting for Ivan at Kovan MRT station to go for movie at Somerset. He was still at his hair cutting session when i reached the station, so i waited alone playing with my camera. Suddenly a girl came to me and ask me to lend her my phone.

She look alittle China-like.

But still, i lent her my phone although i was scared that it was a scam :X She used my phone and returned it to me. I thought she speaked very good english and she was pretty polite. After using my phone, she sat beside me and we started chatting.

I got to know that she is NOT a china girl, but a girl who everyone thought is from China but really is from Singapore (frowns). She was going to the airport soon but was waiting for her boyfriend at that moment. I also got to know that she has studied overseas for 1 year already. She said she miss the food here, carrot cake, fried oyster egg and all the oily stuffs lol. I think that it is an irony that when you were in Singapore, you don't think these food were special. But when you live overseas, you feel like you really want to eat those food. Pretty sad.

Anyway, the morale of the story is that people should always be friendly. Look at my example, i could have spent a miserable 30min time alone in the MRT station if i had not lent her my phone. Friendlyness pays =)

(But in the end i got "diao" by the boyfriend lol.)


Max Payne
Movie Review: 1/5

It is really a payne in the ass for the viewers who are watching it. Thus the name Max Payne.

I want..

I want a professional camera.
I want more shirts.
I want more jeans.
I want to go kbox.
I want to dine in Giraffe Cafe.
I want a Xbox 360.
I want a Rock Band set.
I want new daily contact lenses.
I want a new shoe.
I want to save money.

This whole thing is a joke. If you did not notice it, you are retarded. But those are kind of what i wanted though. Lastly,


I want to believe.

A Day Out Alone

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-

No this has nothing to do with the post at all. LOL. But its a freaking goddam "cant touch this" song. The song is called "Bohemian Rhapsody" by the band "Queen". An old song with a weird musical structure but its simply amazing and addictive. Try it today.

Oh well today's post is about me going out alone. Actually i had 2 pretty big events to go today but both of them will be held in some friend's house. Today i just felt like going out to town for some window shopping or simply just walk around. It has been quite a long time since i walked around in town area, like 2 weeks? So i just went alone since other people already have their plans and stuffs.

The first stop was Clarke Quay, since i heard theres this "Go Japan" Matsuri Event. I reached and bought 2 "pon" from the japanese bakery store at basement. There, i saw quite alot of cosplayers =) and theres this "Japanese Idol" competition going on! So dam cool but i did not dare to look at the cosplayers much as i did not wear my specs. Scare they will be like "wtf is this guy doing staring so hard at us?" But i see quite a lot of different cosplays this time, pretty good. Also i bought "Hokkaido Ice-cream" which is so nice, not too sweet and not too bland.

At 6.20pm i left and went to Doby God (my style), The Grand Cathay to watch some movie alone. Yes ALONE, watching movie ALONE OMG. Then the ticket was at 7.30pm, thus i had to wait 1hr before the show starts. So i went to Starbucks to get a drink. Spent my 1hr there chatting with the staff there and playing my NDS o_O. Watched "House Bunny" which was freaking good, do try it, its awesome and funny.

Well.. That was about it, in total, i spent $40, sweet jesus o_O. At first when Jeffrey told me he goes to the cinema alone to catch a movie, i thought he was like crazy. But now, its actually not bad since i am addicted to going out to town. Next week i shall do some shopping lol. Oh and yes, today i wore my slack combo (beanie, jacket, shirt, berms and slippers) and i realise my hair color looks alittle purple with the contrast of my black beanie. It actually looks pretty cool to me although people say purple is gay lol wtf.


House Bunny
Movie Rating: 4/5


Songs reccomendation:
-Bohemian Rhapsody (listen too much and go insane)
-Highway Star (guitar is way too nice)
-The Show Must Go On (powerful vocal)
-In Bloom (can sing along)
-I Want To Break Free (addictive?)
-Seize The Day (simply nice)

All are pretty old songs though.

Failure

Failure..

The thing everyone fears..
I have realised that if we were to conquer our fear for failure, we can build success more than we could ever imagined.

Recently i have seen a video on youtube which shows Steve Job speaking to graduates. He said that he sees everyday as his last day in life, and there after ask himself what he really wants before he "dies". The fact that it was his "last day", he would not be afraid of any failures and thus achieving great success.

A simple description about failing to the way of success is when babies learn to walk. For them to walk, they must first learn to climb up when they fall. Eventually, they will be able to walk and then even run. The sad truth is that, as people grow older and older, they grow to fear failure more and more. Remember about the time when you were young and did not think about failing? Compared to now, you will be able to see it in yourself too.

Failure is the learning way to success. Without failure, there can be no success.

Realistic

Some people think being realistic is bad. They hate realistic people. But the truth is the whole world is realistic itself. People who cannot live with realistic people find themselves to be living a very bad life. This would in turn make them hate this realistic world more.

In fact, everyone of us hates this world. But we must still compromise with it to earn some living. The world is corrupted and unfair, but what about it? Have u ever not been unfair before? This world is actually made by us, humans. So we are in fact the ones that made this world realistic. You can run and not accept this fact, but it will always haunt you till the day you realize what is wrong with the world. Then you will decide to blend into the world which will turn you into a realistic person. You can never escape.

You will always lose to this realistic world. Always.
In the end of everything, you will find that actually,

you don't understand anything about the world.



One last question to debate with and think about:
Truthfully, do you think hatred would make you stronger than love would make you?

Scary

Recently i read a forum post on sgcafe cosplay thread.
"I am giving up my cosplay life: JigglyJigglyPuff"
It looks rather interesting so i went in..

This 14 year old cute girl had cornea ulcer!! And she has to give up her cosplaying hobby because of that. I was like WTF because she had cornea ulcer because of wearing contact lenses. Then i got scared. And also i pity her dam alot. Coz in her blog, she wrote something that is so touching. And she is so cute, but the ulcer will spoil her looks, so it is indeed a waste.

Cornea Ulcer.

Today, i heard from her saying that her appointment with her doctor has finally ended. Glad to hear that she will be recovering soon. So there is indeed a cure for it. Then my fear for wearing contact lenses will be lesser.

A link to a link

The other day i was bored and i happened to stumble upon Clarence's blog. Then he has this "What's your Name's Hidden Meaning?" thing. So i got curious and i wanted to take a look at my name as well. Then there was no link so i went to Clarence's friend's blog, Selena (i don't know her), to see if there is a link to the site. And yes there is!

What Zhi Feng Means

You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience. You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along. But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it's hard to get you to budge. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are loving, compassionate, and ruled by your feelings. You are able to be a foundation for other people... but you still know how to have fun. Sometimes your emotions weigh you down, but you generally feel free from them. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

And this is the result. But well, i want to tell you guys about Shawn's newest news update. His long awaited forum has announced its release! You can register and post in this link.

Best Forum

Define WCG

Today i went to Suntec for cosplay convention/WCG. It was awesome! I get to see good cosplay from SINGAPORE. Now i am god dam amazed by singapore cosplay standards. Here are some pictures taken.

Godlike cosplay.Her cosplay is so good, its inspiring to other cosplayers.

Well anyway, this is just a short post. And to conclude all, WCG is not about the game tournament anymore. Its now about the show girls and about Olympic Game Boxing watched using Starhub connection. Well thats what the group concludes. Lastly, some retro person.

Link!

Ok bye bye!

Jokes For Programmers Only

No one will understand this unless they are from DET GP side. You can read, but you will not understand. This is the torture of a programmer. No one understands you, you are always alone in your world.

"天才是寂寞的" - 华金传

Random ranting on making a unique shader program for assignment.

A: unique is wat u cant find in other games
A: hmm lets try to think of an example
B: ok
A: oh yea i saw a shader that convert the whole screen to ascii characters
B: omg
A: that would be unique enuf
B: then maybe i do a shader that can make shader
A: also can
B: LMAO
A: lol
B: hmmm
A: things like motion blur, dust and dirt on screen, too common
B: how about cum on screen?
B: thats unique
A: ar not a bad idea
A: very unique
A: lol
B: how about a shader tat displays "you are an idiot" animation when u enter?
B: and a shader that can produce sound
A: gou zheng (our lecturer) will say u are a retard
B: lol
B: ok i make a shader that can play sound
B: super imba
B: then guo zheng will be like "wtf how he make the GPU play sound?"
A: lol
A: maybe he will say, oh nice one, but i did that 10 years ago using shader 1.0
A: but is there a 1.0?
B: his version
A: zomg
A: gz
B: guo zhen is actually guang zhe (friend that is quite plump)
A: ya
A: he use shader to transform himself
B: he use shaders to morph himself
B: LOL

Super retarded conversation. Anyway last week of work, have to work harder, this would be the last assignments that could determine more.

*Pew* Im dead!

Wow..
So many rotting corpse and spider webs in my blog.
Crap..
Not dead hippies again..
Have to clean them up.

Well, i have not been posting for quite a long time. To start it off, i have already gone into a shopping spree starting from the date of the last post. Bought quite alot of stuffs and it can certainly help me de-stress. But the happiness did not last long.

This week. It is hell.

Gone through this week with so much misery that a double shot espresso seems so sweet to me. Since i have gone into this topic, i will tell you people about the curse that has gotten into me years back..

About 5 years back then
That fateful day i was walking down a street from my school back to my house. It was quite a quiet walk and then all of a sudden, i heard a loud scream. A scream of a girl. So i turned back immediately, and not to my surprise, i saw a girl. The girl was wearing my school uniform and she seemed very terrified. To my utter surprise, she was being chased by a, asumably horny, cockcroach. So i continued walking back home. Then! I saw something while i was quite a distance away from the frightened girl. It was crazy. I saw a gang of people hitting a retarded person. The retarded person was totally helpless because there were just too many of them ganging on him. And i happened to be the only one around, so i continued walking back home. After 10mins of walk, i finally reached home and had a nice dinner, which there after, i went to sleep soundly.


Thanks for reading on the above pieces of craps which are totally fictional. But in fact they do teach you some "moral values". Think about it, if i were to help the girl, who knows, i might get slap by her for killing her beloved pet cockcroach. And think about it. Helping a person against a gang? You would just have to pray that you will not stay more than a week in the hospital.

Well..
This is what my primary school and secondary school teachers have been teaching me. Mind Your Own Busniess. Talk about good moral values and "Hao Gong Ming", you know you are just lying through your teeth when you take your "Hao Gong Ming" test. Anyway, back to my curse part.

Every year, i will have a so called "cursed" month. During this month, i will recieve tons of unfortunate events and live in misery. This year, it might be that the cursed month have come early, thus landing on July. But it is alright i guess.

Sad Facts about me
Resigning Giodarno this week.
Wasnt able to present project because of a spoiled thumbdrive.
Flash games got a C grade.
Various other very sad events.

God dammit, Creep is fucking emo song!

A Post

Meh...

I don't know what to post about although i have been going out and spending tons of money. One of it would be i bought a pair of branded shoe for just $49 which is the price after discount. It is so worth it! Special thanks to Jeff who told me of the bargain weeks ago. Bobo also bought one pair of them anyways.

Talking about Bobo, i also went to catch that kungfu movie, Kungfu Panda. It is funny to the max! The level of funny-ness is totally unexpected and i would reccomend everyone to go watch it. You know its a typical "Chosen One" story but yet the details in the story just makes you want to sit tightly on your seat and forget the piss in your bladder. Simply amazing movie, a must watch.

Anyway just when you thought i was a cheapo, as i bought a good bargain $49 shoes, i went to buy a $90 mesh cap from Subcrew. Now i have no extra money to spend and hope my next pay will come to me faster, 22 days to go...


Movie Rating (Kungfu Panda): 4.5/5
Note: The panda in the movie is called Po.

New Game!

Life Section
I found a job! Now i work in the Giordano branch in East Point which is located beside Simei MRT station. Although a long trip from my house, Hougang, to my work place, it is a very enjoying work experience. The people working there are all friendly and funny, thus it was worth the time travelling there. So with this new work, comes a new game. The game is to level up my up-selling skill. Currently i am only at level 2 which is quite low and i still cannot understand aunties yet. Hopefully i can understand the Way of the Aunty so i can help to up-sell more items. I guess maybe i should ask Cynthia to lecture me in LTM1 about the teachings of aunties. Well anyway, i dyed my hair for free, so shiok, as shiok as a cow.

Some craps:
Why is the tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

No Life Section
Recently, a new game has come out for PSP. Continuing from Dynasty Warrior [三国无双], Samurai Warrior [战国无双] and Orochi Warrior [The combine of both Dynasty and Samurai Warriors], this new game is the newest sequel to the "Warrior" games. It is called Lifeless Warrior [无命无双]. The main character of the game is also adapted from history, like the other versions, who is called "Bobo". The story begins when the bad guy, who is called "Shawn", wants to make a prank on the world history. Then Bobo, taking his PSP, fights his way through the army of programmers and conquering enemy base. In order to restore world order, Bobo also has to go on into a man to man fight with the legendary programmer, Mr Ng How Seng. The game revolves around using Bobo and his party members to conquer the mission objectives. The unique selling point of the game is that every single usable characters can use a special skill call "Musou". Example when Bobo gets surrounded, he could use his musou to clear a path for him to escape from the crowd. The game and story ends when Bobo beat up the invincible Shawn of the 2 dimension.

Note: The game is a 3D game.

Silly Me

Today i went down Bugis alone as a loner. I went there by MRT so this post was to tell what happened in the train. I sat on the train and was really bored, like all the others sitting down. So i copied all the others and went to sleep. Then i slept half consciously. I realize my body kept leaning to the right side slowly. Then just nice a girl boarded the train and sat right next to me at my right. Thus i tried leaning to the left. After awhile of sleeping, i realize, again, leaning to the right side. So i tilt my body to the left side again and went to sleep. Again, my body leaned to the right side after awhile. So i woke up and act "blur", like i did not know i was leaning to the right side. It was so embarrassing. Luckily every time lean till almost touch her then i woke up or else it would be more embarrassing.

Then after that i finally manage to sleep straight and i missed the stop. I arrived at Habour Front which i should have already alighted at Outram Park. Then i did something silly again. I went out of the train and sat on a bench waiting for another train. The stupid thing is that i do not have to alight the previous train to go back to Outram Park, i just have to sit in the same train and wait.

After that i reached Bugis station. When i thought my silliness had ended, i did yet another silly action. I waited for the door to open. Then i heard "Door's opening ti ti ti ti ti", but i still cant see the door open. Some more it was so dark on the other side of the door. Then i realize i was facing the wrong door...

For like 10 second i did not realize it...

There were so many people in the train and i totally laughed at myself for the silliness, so embarrassed. I guess today i was too sleepy which was why i became so dumb. The sad thing about today is that i found a pair of jeans i liked, like finally, but my size was unavailable. They had 30 and 32, but did not have 31. So serves them right for not being able to earn money from me.

Hahaha no money for you.

Yet another silly action. Well thats the end for now.

Upwords!

Yesterday i went to Ang Mo Kio Hub with friends since we were all so bored with the holidays. After playing pool for awhile, we went to catch a movie call "Step Up 2". Since the movie starts at a few hours later, we went to the NeBo cafe. A place that is a cafe but also where customers can play some boardgames together provided by the cafe. So we played "Upwords" and this was the end result.

The result of the game of "Upwords" with all guy players...
Believe it or not, this is really it.

Well after the game, we went to watch the movie. It was totally awesome, especially the dance by Tad who was the lead actor of Step Up, the first movie. Anyway, the story somehow seems to be revolving around teenage problem. I highly recommend the show to all those who love to be amazed and be dazzeled by the moves from their street dance.

Movie Rating: 3.5/5

Greetings

Today was the big day. The schedule was to go to Presbyterian High School and there after, go to celebrate Vincent's and Clarence's Birthday at KBox Cineleisure. The night before i was not able to sleep. So in the end i slept at 4+ am which was pretty late. Then i woke up at 9:30am to prepare for the big day up ahead. Probably too excited which was why i could not sleep.

The worst was i woke up with a fever. I took some panadols and thought i would get well after some time. So i took off to Yio Chu Kang MRT station for the Fun Fare in Presbyterian High School. It was the best! Maybe it was the first time i am attending this kind of Fun Fare thingy, but i think it was pretty fun as the name implies.

There was this game that we think was so "seconday school". The game is to pay some coupons to the store keeper and get some water bags. The main objective was to throw this water bags on the store keepers. Totally sadist! Imagine the people grinning while throwing this water bags at other people including girls. That was the real scenario. Then theres this store keeper who became really "stuck cock" (dulan/angry) because the people were throwing so hard. Sadist.

On the journey, we met this girl who wants to sell chocolate fondues to us. We declined and continue exploring. In the end, we wanted to eat the chocolate fondue so badly, we almost rack the whole school around. Finally we saw the chocolate fondue store and bought some which stained Jake's shirt. The stains looked pretty much like bird shit and i am saying this statement with much risk. The risk of Karma.

After the visit of this very good school, we went to Somerset for the birthday party! We sang a lot of songs and went to eat Burger King because KBox was really boxing away our money. Happy Birthday to Vincent, Clarence and my Mother! What was sad is that my fever started to act up again during our party. It really sucks, luckily Ivan and Jake bought me some Panadols. Thank you to the Legendary man and the so called "Retard". And congratulation to Joe and Ming Fang for marrying in Maplestory.

Finally some pictures taken during "Fusion".

The DET Fusion team.

Im flying~ Im flying~ Candid-ed.

In the end i would like to introduce all of you to a job. A "very hard to get" in job. That is being a Model. A model must have very good facial expression and pose to show-case the feeling of the picture. You also need to wear this very bizarre style of dressing when doing photoshoot sometimes. Flipping through my Fusion Photo Shoots, i found this 3 pictures that features a guy that has great potential as a model. Girls please do not scream because it will wake your mother up. Presenting..

Look at him, one look and you know what he wants to tell. Obviously he wants to spread the message of peace with this picture. Amazing.

Yet another picture to spread the message of peace. Take a look at his astonishing pose. Totally ingenious.

Finally, his last picture. Look closely at his facial expression. It is just so wonderful. Yet another obvious message passed with this beautiful picture. Look at the "twins" finger sign, it totally means rabbit and rabbit implies animals. The idea of this photo is to tell people to stop killing animals and to stop global warming from getting worst.

*Sorry for that, for the DMD teacher. You look well too superb.*

Billy Bomb you to Death

THIS

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POST!

FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN BILLY BOMBERS!

(Of course, in the SPARTAN way)

Well yes, Ivan, Jake and I went to Billy Bombers in Marina Square to have our dinner as stated above. In the beginning, we were like choosing among a lot of restaurants so as to get the best food. Then we came up with 2 choices, Changing Appetite and Billy Bombers. We analysised which was the better one according to the name and menu of the restaurant and in the end, we chose Billy Bombers. The reason was because of the restaurant name "Changing Appetite".

It probably does not change your appetite because if you ordered the same item twice, it would still be the same food, thus same appetite. So the name cheated on us and we did not choose it. Our choice, Billy Bombers offers the customer a variety of Western Food, more like American Food which has a big serving.

It was not a long wait until the food arrives. We ordered Fish and Chips, Sirlon Steak and Pork Ribs. At first, the Fish and Chips and Pork Ribs were so delicious and fragrant, but after 20 bites, it starts to get boring. The same taste over and over again and moreover, i had Fish and Chips which had 4 huge pieces of fish. It was terrible and bored. Then we finished and we were really full except for Jake. For me, it really bombed my stomach as the name of the restaurant says so, totally full. Then the bill came and it was $84. It bombed my wallet too, but well, i had a pretty nice dinner although the food was getting boring.

So i conclude that Billy Bombers lives up to its name. Totally bombing, bombs your stomach and wallet. When i exited the restaurant, i heard a couple say that the food is not nice and i tried convincing myself that it was really delicious. The End.

Series of Sad Events

Recently, a lot of sad things happened.

One of it was that i tore my left contact lens. I washed it with too much force and it just tore into 2 pieces. Moreover the left side is the more expensive one amongst the two. And moreover's moreover, i only wore it for 5 times while it should have lasted for a month. I guess sometimes one shouldnt be too careful with things. Initially, i thought if my lens were dirty, my eyes would be infected. So i went to clean the lenses with more force and because of this, my lens spoiled. Thus tomorrow i will be going to get a new left lens which would cost quite a sum. Sad.

Another thing is that i will have no holidays after this 3 weeks studio project which is already a pain in the ass.


Yes you name it, NO BREAKS!


Bloody hell. I will be taking yet another project call the Final Year Project right after this 3 weeks studio project. There are actually 4 paths chosen by the DET lecturers by random for each student.

1. Attachment -> FYPJ -> Modules -> Holiday
2. FYPJ -> Attachment -> Modules -> Holiday
3. Holiday -> Modules -> FYPJ -> Attachment
4. Holiday -> Modules -> Attachment -> FYPJ

And i got the second path which is the lousiest. Freaking 25% chance and i got it, i feel blessed by the god of unluckyness. Well, this certainly saddens me because everyone will want a break after 3 weeks of studio project and i got none. But looking at the positive side, i will be doing attachment straight after the stupid Final Year Project. Hopefully i can get a good company and have some interesting jobs to do.

The third thing is that i have started playing the boring game called Defense of the Ancient [DotA] once again. In this game, the aim is to make your opponent get pissed off and to make them have the least amount of fun as possible. I dont know why i am playing it again but i guess i am just too bored. And the idea of pissing those no-lifers off is just great, looking at their responses after they lose. Tell you people something, when i get really really bored, i often play games and try to piss other people off.

Example:

*At the start of a game of DotA*

Me types: "Host is a noob"
Host types: *all sorts of scolding and suaning words to me*

*Because the host was so angry with me, he became rash*
*When his emotion is affected, i can easily own him*

Me types: "I told you host is a noob"

Well, some people will just leave the game but some people are really good and they own me. I know this behaviour is very stupid and idiotic but it is quite entertaining :X

Anyway, why did this make me sad? Isnt it fun as i have said?

The reason is that i have actually quit gaming for quite a time and now i have came back to play. This is totally sad because i really wanted to stop so much gaming. You know gaming is bad for health. Of course there are other saddening things, but it shouldnt be disclosed or it would probably flood the whole blog. Guess thats all for today, thanks for reading the cruel facts of life!

Happy Chinese New Year

This Chinese New Year i had some bizarre adventures.

I stayed in a Malaysia hotel for 3 days 2 nights and something weird happened. During the first night, i placed my fully charged hand phone beside my bed and went to sleep with an alarm set. On 3am at the morning, i was woke up by a loud banging noise coming from below. To what i have heard, a guy had actually came rampaging into the hotel lobby and threw things around for destruction purposes. The noises ended only after around 40min, which during this time i was unable to sleep.

On the next morning, i woke up at 8am which already was late. The alarm did not sound, so i check my hand phone. The phone laid there motionless. I picked it up, flipped it and examined it. To my very horror, the phone had no more moving electron (which also means my battery is flat)! Well, normally my phone can last 5 days without charging, but the battery went flat after that night.

I really did not know what happened.

That was one of my bizarre happenings. But anyway, i went to catch the show "Jumper" today. The show focuses on a guy call David Rice-somthing (i bet his fore-fathers like rice a lot) who can "jump", or rather teleport, around locations he sees before. Then he got hunted by Samuel L. Jackson for having that ability. Jackson called him a "bai lei" which means a bad, useless, worthless, having no contribution to the society, lousy person. And i totally agreed with him because David used his power to rob banks. Well, at this point if i had the "jumping" ability, i would probably do so too. Then the story ends after David defeated Jackson with much effort.

After the movie, we had a conversation about "If i had the jumping ability ...". We totally will use the ability to the max. And considering the things we would do with that ability, the world will end very soon. To sumarise all, i think we have no moral =X


Some random conversation today:
(*Jeffrey uses my laptop and saw the MIRC icon on desktop)

Jeffrey: eh you got use MIRC.
Me: ya of course, i use it to play games.
Jeffrey: what games?
Me: what else? cybersex la!

(clarify: i was only joking, i never use it for cybersex =.=)
(i actually use it to connect to games like wc3/dota)

Thats all folks!

The End of Me

I got a splinter in my left index finger!

When i woke up this morning, i felt that my index finger hurts when touching things. I tried searching for a splinter but could not see it because i was in my room which was pretty dark.

Now, at 11:30pm, i found the splinter...

It is now deep inside my index finger, not even a millimetre sticking out. I tried squeezing it for like 20min and now my finger is oozing blood. Still the splinter isnt coming out. I figured that the splinter might well be a part of my body. Because after analysing the situation, the only way to get it out is to tear out that part of the flesh. I might do the latter though because i cannot stand the irritating feeling of the splinter stuck inside my flesh.

I think this is the end of me. There is a 33.33% chance of getting an infection because of the splinter. This infection will slowly lead to a high fever. The high fever will then kill me. I am doomed. I shall be written in the newspaper on the front page titled "Boy died of a Splinter" or "Splinters can kill".

Bye my family, friends and those i know. I will leave a will before i die though...


CHOI.

The Golden Path Ends

This stupid post is about my future plan, the ultimate plan to...

Not really success, but...

Living a fast and fulfilling life. (Live fast, die young)

The Golden Path ends.

Every single day since December 11 2007, i have been waiting.

Waiting for 9pm on channel 8.

Everyday is a hope for me to see a better tomorrow. On each weekdays, i would wait for "The Golden Path", a 30 episodes series that Mediacorp channel 8 has produced. And on Friday night, i would wait for Saturday, the day i will go play some soccer.

Now, "The Golden Path" has ended. Which means i would have lesser aims to wait for. There is only one thing i am looking forward to each week now, and that is the soccer training. It saddens me because now that there are no more "checkpoints" each day, the time would seem to move more slowly.

Hopefully there would be a new "checkpoint" to mark each and every day again...

And my own Golden Path will NOT end, i will craft my own Golden Path!

This week's "checkpoints":

• Soccer this Saturday


• Kster (Karaoke) this Wednesday

This month's "checkpoints":

• Kster on my sister's birthday


• Feast on my sister's birthday

Next month's "checkpoints":

• Chinese New Year

Next next year's "checkpoints":

• National Service :)
  

5 years later "checkpoints", also called my ultimate plan:

• University (die die must go in, even if it means my grandfather's name! - like Kindaichi)

Sorry

I will be posting a very short post because i really don't feel like describing how i feel now. Recently, a lot of things has happened to me. I really hope i could live a more peaceful life but i can't. Things just did not seem to go the way they should, everything is out of control in my life.

Well, i don't know how you feel about this post now, but it really is not what you think it is. I am just stating the facts, not being emo at all. Let me explain.

For the "i really don't feel like describing how i feel now", is because i am now writing this post during midnight and am really tired. Next, "a lot of things has happened to me" means i have been going out a lot of times for shopping etc. Then, "I really hope i could live a more peaceful life but i can't" means that i wanted to go out less, but just could not resist going out with my friends. "Things just did not seem to go the way they should" is because in this January 2008, i have been waiting for buses for more than 30min each time for around 5 to 8 times. Buses nowadays are ridiculous!

Thought i was emo? Nah...

Just being random yet again. Not that i never have felt sad. But at the end of the day, i have a message to spread.

Emo is like a sickness that spreads and worsen. So try to contain it although it will take lots of effort. Do it for your friends, family and your love ones :D So mushy, so sorry.

M-i-r-a-c-l-e

A Miracle! Truly astonishing! Unbelievable and amazing!

My 512MB thumb drive survived a storm!

The story started from the time when i forgot to take this thumb drive out from my pocket at 9th Jan 2008. My mom was trying to wash the pants with the thumb drive in it while she did not realize. She shove it in the washing machine and the storm begins. It went like "Keep rolling, rolling, rolling!", until it came out.

Remember the last battle scene in "Pirates of Carribean 3: The Ends of the World"? The part where there was this huge whirlpool created by this meaningless sea goddess and the pirates of Jack Sparrow fought Davy Jones's crew in it. Yes, i guess the thumb drive pretty much braved the same storm, the same whirlpool as the one in the movie.

"I'm old but still as strong as a bull!" said the 512MB thumb drive after.

After the washing, she picked up the thumb drive and gave it to me. I was sure it will not work, but my mom insisted me to test it out right away. So i did.

It worked...
It survived the storm...
No files were corrupted in it...
Miracle...
How unlucky...
I thought i could change for a new thumb drive...
2008 sux...

But in a way, i was pretty lucky since the files inside still remains and thus i don't have to buy another one to replace it. Anyway, the start of 2008 was really sucky. I had pretty bad luck since day 1 of 2008 so i guess i shall be more careful in the near future.

Cats Nowadays...

This post will be a short short post of what happened today, for my Rush Hour post is still in writing progress.

So today i brushed my teeth, ate lunch, skipped breakfast, did some project, drank yakult, wore clothes and bathe. It was some slack day which i did not go to school as it was Monday which also meant a day off for me. And for now i am going to bed soon, was actually quite a busy day. Good Night readers!





Bullshit!





As if i would end with such craps, such mundane events which happens every single day. Not to say that it was not a mundane day today, but well, i just cant end like this. Today i am going to talk about an animal that has evolved in its way of thinking. The animal that was once timid and scared of human beings to the very max.

Cats.

I went to a nearby "Kopitiam" (sort of an eatery) to have my dinner today and the moment i sat down, there was this cat which came to me and purred. When i started my meal, it circled around my leg and looked at me when i look at it. Without a doubt, it wants some food. After 20min of torture (because of the food), i finally finished my dinner. And for the whole time, the cat has been sticking by my legs.

Sadly, its effort has gone down the drain because i forgot to leave a piece of meat to feed the poor cat. Or rather, by the Chinese saying, "If i don't go to hell, who would?" (meaning i am sacrificing), the food tasted so bad i sacrificed and gobbled them all so the cat will not be able to go through the torture i have taken. (actually i was just too hungry.)

Through this experience, i deduce that cats nowadays had learned to give people leg massages and are able to give people a look that makes human beings feel pity for them. But seriously, i thought of going to "Cheers" to buy a can of sardine for it.

After ignoring the poor cat, i walked back home. On the way, i saw another cat. This cat is by far the most ridiculous cat i have ever seen. On the sight of it, i felt like scaring it away, which i did. But to my surprise, it continued strolling slowly. Then i made an even larger movement in my second attempt, but it still did not respond to me even though it was looking at me. By reading its body language and facial expression, this is what i think it was thinking...

"What the hell is this person doing?! This is totally retarded.. I'm not gonna give a dam about him."

Like OH MY GOD! It did not even have the slightest fear in front of the world's biggest predator! Not even a little response. It is just unbelievable what the world is turning to...
Well, this is the end and good night. Sorry, turns out to be a pretty long post.

My grandma's old cat. It died 2 years ago.

It is quite obedient. But scare of strangers, unlike the cats mentioned above.